clan_in_black

                       The Clan in Black
       Parody of "Man in Black by Johnny Cash"

   Well, No wonder were a Clan thats dressed in Black,
It’s easier to hide & shoot you in the back.
   That’s why our appearance is in the darker Tones,
Well, There are reasons we have very little colors on.

   We wear the black for hiding and setting traps.
Hiding in the darkest parts of the maps,
   We wear for sneaking up on players all the time.
Because they never look to see who is behind.

We wear the black to keep from being dead.
As we listen to bullets fly by our heads.
Above on the rooftops or in the sewers down below,
Well, we could be in the buildings don’t you know?

   Our clan is doing great , Our scores are High,
We rarely go into over time because of a Tie.
   But we feel sorry for the teams that are off track,
Because they don’t join in wearing Black.

   We wear it to sneak by, not being seen ,
In the big cold cities or jungles that are so serene,
   We wear the black to mourn the scores they could have had.
Every match they lose so many , that is sad.

And we wear it for the players that have died,
Believen’ that the score was on their side.
We wear it for the many thousands that have tried,
Thinkin the Spectators were on their side.

Well, We’ve played and learned what we know,
From map to map, For many years as it shows.
We always start to make our moves in the dark, out of site,
You’ll never see us wear a suit of white.

Oh, We’re the Old Farts Clan,Do you want to play?,
We will play world wide ,Anyday’s OK,
On any server is fine ,Even off the beaten track,
We’re the UT04 Fighters, The Clan in Black.

                             By:PCPunisher

                         Man in Black

Well, you wonder why I always dress in black,
Why you never see bright colors on my back,
And why does my appearance seem to have a somber tone.
Well, there's a reason for the things that I have on.

I wear the black for the poor and the beaten down,
Livin' in the hopeless, hungry side of town,
I wear it for the prisoner who has long paid for his crime,
But is there because he's a victim of the times.

I wear the black for those who never read,
Or listened to the words that Jesus said,
About the road to happiness through love and charity,
Why, you'd think He's talking straight to you and me.

Well, we're doin' mighty fine, I do suppose,
In our streak of lightnin' cars and fancy clothes,
But just so we're reminded of the ones who are held back,
Up front there ought 'a be a Man In Black.

I wear it for the sick and lonely old,
For the reckless ones whose bad trip left them cold,
I wear the black in mournin' for the lives that could have been,
Each week we lose a hundred fine young men.

And, I wear it for the thousands who have died,
Believen' that the Lord was on their side,
I wear it for another hundred thousand who have died,
Believen' that we all were on their side.

Well, there's things that never will be right I know,
And things need changin' everywhere you go,
But 'til we start to make a move to make a few things right,
You'll never see me wear a suit of white.

Ah, I'd love to wear a rainbow every day,
And tell the world that everything's OK,
But, I'll try to carry off a little darkness on my back,
Til' things are brighter, I'm the Man In Black