fraggin_gamers

      Fraggin’ Gamer’s on my Maps

   ( Parody of Counting Flowers on the Wall by: The Statler Brothers. )
This parody is dedicated to the low life egotistical scum out there that don’t
Play fair.. Why do these players like being seen as Assholes?

   I keep readin’ you’re complaints about my skillfulness,
But all that bitching you’re giving me is ignored ,Little pests.
If you had my machine in your house, I’d be on the run,
But You and your friends complain about me, ‘cause I’m the faster one.

(Chorus)
Fraggin’ gamers on my maps.
Not knowing of my traps.
Playing till the setting Sun w/ a ping of 21.
Redeeming gamers and watching G-4 News,

So don’t cry to me if you always lose.
Yesterday, I was flying Redeemers in the air,
And you believed I would miss but nailed you in your lair.
Because I have a faster PC, The best that money can buy,
You can always find me here watching all of you Die!!!

(Chorus)
Fraggin’ gamers on my maps.
Not knowing of my traps.
Playing till the setting Sun w/ a ping of 21.
Redeeming gamers and watching G-4 News,

So don’t cry to me if you always lose.
I’ll always beat you, this I know, You gave a mighty fight,
Anyways its late,But I’ll be here at first daylight.
I’m off to bed, But my bots will keep this server running,
But I’ll be back here in my room to test all your cunning.

(Chorus)
Fraggin’ gamers on my maps.
Not knowing of my traps.
Playing till the setting Sun w/ a ping of 21.
Redeeming gamers and watching G-4 News,
So don’t cry to me if you always lose.

(Chorus)
Fraggin’ gamers on my maps.
Not knowing of my traps.
Playing till the setting Sun w/ a ping of 21.
Redeeming gamers and watching G-4 News,
So don’t cry to me if you always lose.

Written by Edward E. White 2007

        Counting Flowers on the Wall

I keep hearing you're concerned about my happiness
But all that thought you're giving me is conscience, I guess
If I were walking in your shoes I wouldn't worry none
While you and your friends are worrying 'bout me, I'm having lots of fun

Counting flowers on the wall
That don't bother me at all
Playing solitaire till dawn with a deck of 51
Smoking cigarettes and watching Captain Kangaroo
So don't tell me I've nothing to do

Last night I dressed in tails pretended I was on the town
As long as I can dream it's hard to slow this swinger down
So please don't give a thought to me I'm really doing fine
You can always find me here and having quite a time

Counting flowers on the wall
That don't bother me at all
Playing solitaire till dawn with a deck of 51
Smoking cigarettes and watching Captain Kangaroo
So don't tell me I've nothing to do

It's good to see you, I must go, I know I look a fright
Anyway my eyes are not accustomed to this light
And my shoes are not accustomed to this hard concrete
So I must go back to my room and make my day complete

Counting flowers on the wall
That don't bother me at all
Playing solitaire till dawn with a deck of 51
Smoking cigarettes and watching Captain Kangaroo
So don't tell me I've nothing to do